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Trophée CDC 2017: Great Balls of Fire

Alors on n'a pas dansé
On est resté à parler
On n'a rien regretté
Y paraît d'toute façon
que c'était un bal con

Renaud, Tu vas au bal

 

Au grand bal incendiaire, ce sont les heels qui ont mis le feu à la piste de danse. Mais l’avions-nous prédit? Pas autant qu’on aurait dû — parce que, au fond de nous, nous restons de gentils citoyens désireux de croire en un monde meilleur où le bien triomphera!

 

 

Il n’y aura pas de monde meilleur. Il y aura le meilleur des mondes.

 

 

Résultats des pronostics sur Great Balls of Fire

 

 

La règle qui veut qu’en cas de DQ un champion conserve son titre mais soit déclaré perdant de son match dans notre concours a encore fait mal : nous avions très majoritairement compris qu’Alexa Bliss ne lâcherait pas la ceinture féminine à GBOF, puisque nous avons été pas moins de 71,08% à voter pour elle; manque de pot, ce sont les 27,71% qui ont coché la case Sasha Banks qui glanent le point. Autres surprises relatives : les victoires de Bray Wyatt (38,55%) et de Braun Strowman (40,96%) face respectivement à Rollins et Reigns. Le reste a été une partie de plaisir : 69,88% pour Cesaro & Sheamus, 81,93% pour Brock Lesnar, 84,34% pour Big Cass, 86,75% pour le Miz et c’est Neville qui règle tout le monde au sprint avec 87,95%, bravo à sa sale gueule de fouine. Tout ça nous offre un perfect très jouable (obtenu par treize compétiteurs) et la quasi-impossibilité de faire un score merdique (personne n’a moins de trois points!).

 

 

 

Merci qui? Merci les heels!

 

 

 

Résultats sur la session

 

1ers : 7 points

AJ 37, antonihuy, aurel3912, Chargers, darkvador38, DosCaras51, FalkoTonio, Feud me more, Joelson, LordKadarsha, Manwë, Showtime, Yerem

 

 

Nos deux leaders au général, Chargers et FalkoTonio, ne lâchent rien, et ne se lâchent surtout pas l’un l’autre.

 

 

14èmes : 6 points

Akabane, Axl, Casou, Cousin, jericho_chain, Jyskal, Krall, krix, lecharentais, Leno, Marc Raquheel, Norbert de la Rivière, Oli, Pegajsus, Rapha-Hell, Shaguar, TheTibo, VinZ, Wrestlemaniac

 

 

Dans un ppv autant dominé par les heels, Marc Raqhueel ne pouvait que se régaler.

 

 

33èmes : 5 points

AlexMinot, arkadir, badkarma76, Cactus, Didi, Dr Hiatus, Faust, FlamingoFlash, Galuf von Difool, Goatface, guena76, jojolapinou, Kovax, Papy, Planteur, Pride, Ringseid, Seifer, stephyx, Sydal, Ted et Bill assis, thephenomenal, TjsEnKaval, tololhardy, Vincios, Wrestle76, y2n

 

 

On salue tous le nouveau venu Galuf von Difool. Il est venu, il a vu... bon, il n’a pas vaincu, mais il est venu et il a vu, c’est déjà ça.

 

 

60èmes : 4 points

alexis5215, Coolskin, coy, Damiou, Dexter I-T, fabien, Frenchy21, genmabourne, gulaf, jpmilou, Linky439, Little-Goomba, NagNag, Pindusa, qigonjin, RainMakeR, The Butchers, UNIC

 

 

Incroyable : quand UNIC replie le pouce, le nombre de doigts qu’elle montre est exactement égal à son score!

 

 

78èmes : 3 points

Atlus, Ceo, harry81, Mammouth, rimrim7, TripleKflow

 

 

En toutes circonstances, harry81 et son entourage gardent la classe.

 

 

 

Classement général après neuf sessions

 

1ers : 58 points

Chargers, FalkoTonio

 

3ème : 56 points

Feud me more

 

4ème : 54 points

Joelson

 

5ème : 52 points

Pegajsus

 

6èmes : 51 points

Jyskal, Krall, TheTibo

 

9èmes : 50 points

DosCaras51, VinZ

 

11èmes : 49 points

Goatface, LordKadarsha

 

13èmes : 48 points

TjsEnKaval, TripleKflow

 

15ème : 47 points

darkvador38

 

16ème : 46 points

Ted et Bill assis

 

17èmes : 45 points

Akabane, alexis5215, krix, Showtime

 

21èmes : 44 points

Cactus, Coolskin

 

23èmes : 43 points

gulaf, Ringseid

 

25èmes : 42 points

Chauff, Wrestlemaniac

 

27èmes : 41 points

Damiou, Leno, Marc Raquheel

 

30èmes : 40 points

Casou, Oli, Rapha-Hell, Seifer

 

34èmes : 39 points

AJ 37, antonihuy, Cousin, coy, jojolapinou, Linky439, NagNag, Sydal, Yerem

 

43èmes : 38 points

Khogan, Kovax, lecharentais, thephenomenal

 

47èmes : 37 points

FlamingoFlash, Norbert de la Rivière, Vincios

 

50èmes : 36 points

Axl, badkarma76, Bourock, Corwin, fabien, RainMakeR, rimrim7, Wrestle76

 

58èmes : 35 points

aurel3912, Didi, Hadez

 

61èmes : 34 points

genmabourne, jericho_chain, Pindusa

 

64èmes : 33 points

Dexter I-T, harry81, Tediz, Teplitz, The Butchers, UNIC

 

70èmes : 32 points

guena76, Little-Goomba, tololhardy

 

73èmes : 31 points

Frenchy21, Papy, stephyx

 

76ème : 30 points

Faust

 

77èmes : 29 points

AlexMinot, Saddam Usain Bolt, ThaCreep

 

80èmes : 28 points

bobo, El Guzo

 

82èmes : 27 points

Efeimh, jpmilou, Mammouth

 

85èmes : 26 points

arkadir, DjRidoo, Shaguar

 

88èmes : 25 points

bdc gasoil, Black Bolt

 

90ème : 24 points

Gwen

 

91èmes : 23 points

kevin, Manwë, Oum

 

94èmes : 22 points

abincrotalor, iloufilm_du_catch, Nonodramas

 

97ème : 20 points

Planteur

 

98ème : 19 points

Pride

 

99èmes : 18 points

Atlus, mrcoffeeinthebank, seb nukem, y2n

 

103èmes : 16 points

Ceo, myker059

 

105ème : 15 points

Gaucho

 

106èmes : 14 points

bidoune, Ezekiel 25 verset 10, Soma

 

109ème : 13 points

Bastoune

 

110èmes : 11 points

ShiningWizardOfSexy

 

111ème : 10 points

Mister Ouviton

 

112èmes : 9 points

Dr Hiatus, Pipebomb64, WhyToJay, Woodoofunk

 

116èmes : 8 points

Loki, Skylaren

 

118èmes : 7 points

Fishiguchi, ikul, Myjasu, ReedO, Scykhe

 

124èmes : 5 points

Akashrine, Galuf von Difool, Goldusty Rhodes

 

127èmes : 4 points

anonymelb, Darkyz, qigonjin, Sangliyeah

 

131èmes : 3 points

Fwine, Triple ben

 

133èmes : 2 points

Jeffke

 

 

 

Vainqueurs de sessions et leaders au général

 

Royal Rumble : Chargers, Krall, Ted et Bill assis, 9 points sur 9

 

Elimination Chamber : Chauff, FalkoTonio, Manwë, Showtime, Ted et Bill assis, TripleKflow, 6 points sur 7

(leader au général : Ted et Bill assis)

 

Fastlane : coy, Goatface, Khogan, Mammouth, Oli, Pipebomb64, rimrim7, Sydal, thephenomenal, UNIC, 7 points sur 8

(leaders au général : Chargers, FalkoTonio, Krall)

 

WrestleMania : AJ 37, alexis5215, Chargers, Chauff, Dexter I-T, DosCaras51, FalkoTonio, Jyskal, UNIC, VinZ, Wrestlemaniac, 10 points sur 13

(leaders au général : Chargers, FalkoTonio)

 

Payback : Akabane, Chargers, Jyskal, Krall, 7 points sur 8

(leader au général : Chargers)

 

Backlash : Feud me more, Goatface, 8 points sur 8

(leaders au général : Chargers, FalkoTonio)

 

Extreme Rules : darkvador38, LordKadarsha, TheTibo, TjsEnKaval, TripleKflow, 6 points sur 6

(leader au général : Chargers)

 

Money in the Bank : Cousin, Khogan, Papy, TjsEnKaval, Vincios, 6 points sur 6

(leaders au général : Chargers, FalkoTonio)

 

Great Balls of Fire : AJ 37, antonihuy, aurel3912, Chargers, darkvador38, DosCaras51, FalkoTonio, Feud me more, Joelson, LordKadarsha, Manwë, Showtime, Yerem, 7 points sur 7

(leaders au général : Chargers, FalkoTonio)

 

 

Va falloir employer les grands moyens pour se débarrasser de Chargers et FalkoTonio. Feud me more a bien son idée sur la question...

 

 

Enfin

Merci pour ces résultats.
C'est mon 1er perfect depuis deux ans que je participe!
Comme quoi, tout arrive.

Objection !

Le perfect était à 8 points votre honneur ! Toutes les ceintures (Cruiserweight, IC, Tag Team, Women et Universal) ont été défendues, il y a eu un amulance match et deux matchs ne comptant pas pour une ceinture soit 5+1+2=8. Bon je n'ai pas fait de perfect mais il y en a qui l'ont fait et il leur manque 1 point chacun du coup.

Y en a un qui suit, bravo!

Bon en fait je me suis planté comme une merde, merci pour ta vigilance. :shame:

Plouf.

Je pleure des larmes de sang.

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"I'm gonna leave him in a pile of blood, and urine and vomit."
Brock Lesnar à propos de John Cena

"At 9 am Eastern time tomorrow, the WWE Network goes live. But the problem is you’re all gonna be so overwhelmed by the incredible content available, you won’t be able to turn it off. Adults will lose their jobs and kids will be expelled from schools for lack of attendance. In fact, you’re gonna be so mesmerized by the incredible content of the WWE Network that you won’t even have time to remove the garbage from your houses. Your places are gonna start to stink, rats will move in, and they’re gonna look like bigger pigsties than they already do. Ultimately, the government is gonna come along and condemn your homes and you will all be left homeless defending yourself on the street. Thank you very much."
Bad News Barrett

"He’s twisting him so much his twin brother is getting dizzy !"
JBL commentant un Giant Swing d'Antonio Cesaro sur l'un des frères Uso.

"I think I'm a little too old for you Jerry. I'm 26, I know you like them younger."
AJ Lee, à Raw, s'adressant à Jerry Lawler

"It looks like James Storm has had more partners than Taylor Swift lately, he should probably get tested"
Bad Influence

"Having watched that… I regret the doctors in Canada saving my life.”
Jerry Lawler, après le segment où Mae Young a accouché d'Hornswoggle.

"What's running through John Cena's mind? I don't give a crap what's running through his mind. What's more important is what's running down his leg."
Brock Lesnar

"Yes. Stop sending dumb tweets like this one. RT: @Kid_Antrim Any advice for me?"
Paul Heyman, sur Twitter

"With Kofi Kingston as the Intercontinental Champion, the bar has been lowered. And when the bar’s been lowered, mediocrity becomes acceptable. And when mediocrity becomes acceptable, society crumbles. And when society crumbles, civilization will end as we know it.”
Le Miz, Hell in a Cell

"Can you figure that? She's not able to get a date! I mean, even Natalya is able to get a date!"
Eve à propos de Layla

"I understand that you barbaric buffoons could easily eviscerate me and dispose of me like common trash. However, if you do so, I will not be a victim. I will be a martyr. A martyr for anyone who appreciates a sophisticated mind."
Damien Sandow, à DX.

"Apparently, giants can win the Super Bowl, but not matches at WrestleMania. You’re like ‘The Reverse Undertaker’. Who are you going to lose to this year? The boxer or the sumo wrestler?”"
Cody Rhodes au Big Show

"The Kliq is back, which is kind of ironic because "click" is the noise the audience's remote control makes every time Kevin Nash pops up on their TV screen."
CM Punk

"It's a conspiracy! C... O... N.... Spiracy!"
R-Truth

"I understand that... that Vince McMahon's gonna make money despite himself... he's a millionaire who should be a billionaire... you know why he's not a billionaire? It's because he surrounds himself with glad-handing nonsensical yes-men like John Laurinaitis, who's gonna tell him everything he wants to hear... and I'd like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon is dead, but the fact is it's gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family."
CM Punk

"These people are not Jimmies. They are the greatest fans in the world!"
John Cena, à R-Truth qui venait de qualifier le public de Raw de "Little Jimmies".

"Can you imagine if Sheamus wins this thing? I mean, the international ramifications, I mean the buyrate, I’m talking about the demographic change and everything? If Sheamus wins this match, it will be huge, not only for him but for the Smackdown brand."
Booker T., pendant un Title Match opposant le champion poids lourds Randy Orton à Sheamus.

"When I’m done with him, he’s gonna have barbecue sauce fueling out from his belly button like a geyser."
Michael Cole à propos de Jim Ross

"The WWE has gone from the powerful "Austin 3:16" to the dominant and iconic "can you smell what the Rock is cookin?"... all the way to "You can't see me"? You can't see me, what are you, playing peek-a-boo? Believe me, we all can see you. A blindfolded, sleeping, stuck in the basement Stevie Wonder can see your monkey ass. How in the hell do you think we can miss you come out here with your bright ass purple shirt, before that bright green shirt, bright orange shirt like a big fat bowl of Fruity Pebbles?"
The Rock à John Cena

"Jerry Lawler has forgotten more about wrestling than the Miz has ever known."
CM Punk

"If anyone says you can't do something, if anyone says you can't live your dream... Believe them, because you can't."
The Miz

"William Regal did the real work with this young man. Shawn Michaels took $3000 from him, that's all he ever did."
CM Punk à propos de la formation de Daniel Bryan

"I would RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title. And then I'd RKO YOUR grandmother just to see the look on her face."
Randy Orton, à Sheamus

Virgil: - Ted, what are you going to do for protection?
Ted DiBiase, jetant un coup d'oeil à Maryse: - Go to the drugstore.

"Her teeth are going to be like the Ten Commendments after this match: all broken."
Alicia Fox, à propos d'Eve Torres

"Layla is not married. She deserves a good husband. I should marry her before she meets him."
Jerry Lawler

"If I suck, why would a Perry deli – the top Perry deli – name their top-selling sandwich after me? It's called the Swaggie. It smells like freedom."
Jack Swagger

"I realize how much of a starmaking performance I had in McGruber. The reviews have been off the charts. As a matter of fact, they are speaking of a possible early Oscar nomination."
Chris Jericho

"I'm sure your mom's uterus is awesome."
Vicki StElmo à Vladimir Kozlov

"If we were in your era, I'd put a Sharpshooter on you faster than you can put a pair of cheap sunglasses on an ugly kid."
The Miz, à Bret Hart.

"When I look at you I don't see fans. I don't even see people. I see money, money, money, money. Dollar signs, dollar signs, dollar signs, dollar signs. With some of you, a lot of dollar signs because I see a lot of fat people in the audience and I know you paid for two seats. Thank you very much!"
Batista à Raw.

"We are real women with the body that God created us with."
Mickie James, la femme aux implants mammaires en silicone qui explosent dans le ring.

Don Johnson: "This is a mistake!"
The Miz: "Mistake? No. Pink shirts and white suits, that is a mistake."

"One nation under Punk, undivisible, with integrity and sobriety for all!"
CM Punk

Michael Cole: "Our guest at ringside, Marisse. Welcome."
Maryse: "Oh my god, Michael Cole, you vintage nerd. You can't even say my name right. I should punish you and just give you my French kiss."

"If I see you in my match tonight, I'm gonna tear your intestins out and jump rope with it. And that's not all. I'm gonna take my two fingers, I'm gonna dig up your nosedrills and I'll rip your brain out. And I'm gonna put it in a newspaper and I'm gonna smash it against a window."
Mike Tyson à Hornswoggle

Ted DiBiase: "My movie, the Marine II, is superior to the original Marine."
Cody Rhodes: "Ted, my fifth grade graduation video is superior to the original Marine."

"I'm on Raw, you're on Smackdown... Long distance relationships don't work, Chris."
Big Show

Jerry Lawler, après une promo de Maryse où elle a qualifié Melina de "petite poupée": "Did she just say poupée? Do you know what that means in French?"
Michael Cole: "What?"
Jerry Lawler: "I... I can't say it!"

"I respect her. There are a lot of things that she does that I couldn't do, being the size that she is."
Michelle McCool à propos de Mickie James.

"We have MVP on the stage, and PMS in the ring."
Goldust, à propos des divas assemblées dans le ring pendant les Slammy Awards 2009.

"It was kind of like the 300 at the battle of Thermopylae, but with better abs".
John Morrison à propos de la fin de son match à Survivor Series, quand il s'est retrouvé à 1 contre 3.

"Hi, I'm John Morrison, and one time I drove my Lexus 700 miles on a tank full of my own urine."
John Morrison

"I always said if I could put my brain in Andrew’s body he’d be a 20-time world champ."
Edge à propos de Andrew "Test" Martin