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Catch'up #41 - RAW du 6 février 2017

La radio n'a pas rendu les gens plus sots. Mais la bêtise est plus sonore.
Jean Rostand

 

Le podcast Catch'Up fait son arrivée tonitruante en première page sous forme de mini-article cette semaine ! Si vos chers rédacteurs des Cahiers du Catch continueront à vous abreuver d'articles croustillants sur le catch et ses dérives ainsi que des nalyses écrites des pay-per-view; nous marquons la transition vers un format audio cette semaine pour les péripéties hebdomadaires de la bande à Vince McMahon. On compte sur vos conseils et remarques avisés en commentaires.
 
Dans cet épisode de RAW : Samoa Joe débarque, Roman Reigns marque son territoire, Braun Strowman cherche toujours de la compétition, Nia Jax affronte Bayley, Goldberg accepte et lance des défis, Akira Tozawa débarque et le New Day rêve de crèmes glacées.
 
 
- Dis KO, t'as vu les CDC passent à l'ère podcast eux aussi, tu penses que je devrais moi aussi lancer le mien ?
- Tu as déjà un podcast Chris..
- Oh yeah c'est vrai ! LISTEN IT MAAAAAAAAAAN !
 
 
Nalyse audio de RAW du 6 février
 
 
Comme brièvement expliqué en introduction, le site se modernise dans son fonctionnement ! Devant la charge incompréssible, et de plus en plus dure à absorber pour nous, que représente la rédaction chaque semaine de nalyses de RAW et Smackdown Live, la rédaction des CDC a décidé de capitaliser sur du contenu déjà existant : le podcast Catch'Up !
 
Ce podcast est né de la collaboration d'un mix de rédacteurs aguéris du site (Yerem, Rapha-Hell et moi même) sous l'impulsion du leader né Hank et l'ajout d'atouts charme de poids, membres du forum de longue date, l'Amiral Armbar et Ringseid.
 
Et au final, il remplit exactement le même rôle que les traditionnelles nalyses écrites qui ont fait la réputation du site. A savoir, vous narrer les péripéties de la bande de Vince, chaque semaine, avec humour et décontraction, sans pour autant oublier la part d'analyse critique indispensable à ce sport passion que nous chérissons tant.
 
 
Bon après si vous avez un problème avec nos volontés de création, on a un mec en charge de la destruction à vous présenter...
 
 
Ci-dessous, l'épisode de RAW à télécharger pour écouter dans votre voiture, dans votre bain ou sur une balançoire : 
 

 

 

 

Et en bonus, si vous n'êtes pas encore abonnés à la chaine YouTube ou bien au podcloud, voici l'épisode spécial du Royal Rumble avec toutes nos immondes trognes en vidéo ! Riez et commentez !
 

 

 

 

Le podcast est disponible sur iTunesPodcloud et Youtube ! Si vous avez kiffé, faites comme Meltzer, mettez-nous un ***** !

 

 

Ola ola ola mais je perds tous mes repères là...!

Catchup Raw ! Catchup Raw !

Enfin voilà les podcasts reconnus au même titre que des nalyses.
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J'suis ben d'accord avec Ringseid, Sheamus et Cesaro méritent le main event. Suis je trop optimiste ? J'ai l'impression que ça se voit et que 2017 sera une belle année pour les deux, surtout le chauve. Je prédis un post Mania réussi.
J'espère juste que la carte du Grandaddy évitera de nous servir l'intégralité des trois affrontements hyper attendus, Cesaro Vs Sheamus, Orton Vs Wyatt et Owens Vs Jericho.

Cesaro vs Sheamus

Marrant cet affrontement je le vois vraiment pas pour tout de suite pour deux raisons :

- ils fonctionnent bien en duo
- le haut de la carte est méga bouché avec tous les retraités en plus des main eventers issus de nxt.

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21 février

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Quotes of the Cahiers

"I'm gonna leave him in a pile of blood, and urine and vomit."
Brock Lesnar à propos de John Cena

"At 9 am Eastern time tomorrow, the WWE Network goes live. But the problem is you’re all gonna be so overwhelmed by the incredible content available, you won’t be able to turn it off. Adults will lose their jobs and kids will be expelled from schools for lack of attendance. In fact, you’re gonna be so mesmerized by the incredible content of the WWE Network that you won’t even have time to remove the garbage from your houses. Your places are gonna start to stink, rats will move in, and they’re gonna look like bigger pigsties than they already do. Ultimately, the government is gonna come along and condemn your homes and you will all be left homeless defending yourself on the street. Thank you very much."
Bad News Barrett

"He’s twisting him so much his twin brother is getting dizzy !"
JBL commentant un Giant Swing d'Antonio Cesaro sur l'un des frères Uso.

"I think I'm a little too old for you Jerry. I'm 26, I know you like them younger."
AJ Lee, à Raw, s'adressant à Jerry Lawler

"It looks like James Storm has had more partners than Taylor Swift lately, he should probably get tested"
Bad Influence

"Having watched that… I regret the doctors in Canada saving my life.”
Jerry Lawler, après le segment où Mae Young a accouché d'Hornswoggle.

"What's running through John Cena's mind? I don't give a crap what's running through his mind. What's more important is what's running down his leg."
Brock Lesnar

"Yes. Stop sending dumb tweets like this one. RT: @Kid_Antrim Any advice for me?"
Paul Heyman, sur Twitter

"With Kofi Kingston as the Intercontinental Champion, the bar has been lowered. And when the bar’s been lowered, mediocrity becomes acceptable. And when mediocrity becomes acceptable, society crumbles. And when society crumbles, civilization will end as we know it.”
Le Miz, Hell in a Cell

"Can you figure that? She's not able to get a date! I mean, even Natalya is able to get a date!"
Eve à propos de Layla

"I understand that you barbaric buffoons could easily eviscerate me and dispose of me like common trash. However, if you do so, I will not be a victim. I will be a martyr. A martyr for anyone who appreciates a sophisticated mind."
Damien Sandow, à DX.

"Apparently, giants can win the Super Bowl, but not matches at WrestleMania. You’re like ‘The Reverse Undertaker’. Who are you going to lose to this year? The boxer or the sumo wrestler?”"
Cody Rhodes au Big Show

"The Kliq is back, which is kind of ironic because "click" is the noise the audience's remote control makes every time Kevin Nash pops up on their TV screen."
CM Punk

"It's a conspiracy! C... O... N.... Spiracy!"
R-Truth

"I understand that... that Vince McMahon's gonna make money despite himself... he's a millionaire who should be a billionaire... you know why he's not a billionaire? It's because he surrounds himself with glad-handing nonsensical yes-men like John Laurinaitis, who's gonna tell him everything he wants to hear... and I'd like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon is dead, but the fact is it's gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family."
CM Punk

"These people are not Jimmies. They are the greatest fans in the world!"
John Cena, à R-Truth qui venait de qualifier le public de Raw de "Little Jimmies".

"Can you imagine if Sheamus wins this thing? I mean, the international ramifications, I mean the buyrate, I’m talking about the demographic change and everything? If Sheamus wins this match, it will be huge, not only for him but for the Smackdown brand."
Booker T., pendant un Title Match opposant le champion poids lourds Randy Orton à Sheamus.

"When I’m done with him, he’s gonna have barbecue sauce fueling out from his belly button like a geyser."
Michael Cole à propos de Jim Ross

"The WWE has gone from the powerful "Austin 3:16" to the dominant and iconic "can you smell what the Rock is cookin?"... all the way to "You can't see me"? You can't see me, what are you, playing peek-a-boo? Believe me, we all can see you. A blindfolded, sleeping, stuck in the basement Stevie Wonder can see your monkey ass. How in the hell do you think we can miss you come out here with your bright ass purple shirt, before that bright green shirt, bright orange shirt like a big fat bowl of Fruity Pebbles?"
The Rock à John Cena

"Jerry Lawler has forgotten more about wrestling than the Miz has ever known."
CM Punk

"If anyone says you can't do something, if anyone says you can't live your dream... Believe them, because you can't."
The Miz

"William Regal did the real work with this young man. Shawn Michaels took $3000 from him, that's all he ever did."
CM Punk à propos de la formation de Daniel Bryan

"I would RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title. And then I'd RKO YOUR grandmother just to see the look on her face."
Randy Orton, à Sheamus

Virgil: - Ted, what are you going to do for protection?
Ted DiBiase, jetant un coup d'oeil à Maryse: - Go to the drugstore.

"Her teeth are going to be like the Ten Commendments after this match: all broken."
Alicia Fox, à propos d'Eve Torres

"Layla is not married. She deserves a good husband. I should marry her before she meets him."
Jerry Lawler

"If I suck, why would a Perry deli – the top Perry deli – name their top-selling sandwich after me? It's called the Swaggie. It smells like freedom."
Jack Swagger

"I realize how much of a starmaking performance I had in McGruber. The reviews have been off the charts. As a matter of fact, they are speaking of a possible early Oscar nomination."
Chris Jericho

"I'm sure your mom's uterus is awesome."
Vicki StElmo à Vladimir Kozlov

"If we were in your era, I'd put a Sharpshooter on you faster than you can put a pair of cheap sunglasses on an ugly kid."
The Miz, à Bret Hart.

"When I look at you I don't see fans. I don't even see people. I see money, money, money, money. Dollar signs, dollar signs, dollar signs, dollar signs. With some of you, a lot of dollar signs because I see a lot of fat people in the audience and I know you paid for two seats. Thank you very much!"
Batista à Raw.

"We are real women with the body that God created us with."
Mickie James, la femme aux implants mammaires en silicone qui explosent dans le ring.

Don Johnson: "This is a mistake!"
The Miz: "Mistake? No. Pink shirts and white suits, that is a mistake."

"One nation under Punk, undivisible, with integrity and sobriety for all!"
CM Punk

Michael Cole: "Our guest at ringside, Marisse. Welcome."
Maryse: "Oh my god, Michael Cole, you vintage nerd. You can't even say my name right. I should punish you and just give you my French kiss."

"If I see you in my match tonight, I'm gonna tear your intestins out and jump rope with it. And that's not all. I'm gonna take my two fingers, I'm gonna dig up your nosedrills and I'll rip your brain out. And I'm gonna put it in a newspaper and I'm gonna smash it against a window."
Mike Tyson à Hornswoggle

Ted DiBiase: "My movie, the Marine II, is superior to the original Marine."
Cody Rhodes: "Ted, my fifth grade graduation video is superior to the original Marine."

"I'm on Raw, you're on Smackdown... Long distance relationships don't work, Chris."
Big Show

Jerry Lawler, après une promo de Maryse où elle a qualifié Melina de "petite poupée": "Did she just say poupée? Do you know what that means in French?"
Michael Cole: "What?"
Jerry Lawler: "I... I can't say it!"

"I respect her. There are a lot of things that she does that I couldn't do, being the size that she is."
Michelle McCool à propos de Mickie James.

"We have MVP on the stage, and PMS in the ring."
Goldust, à propos des divas assemblées dans le ring pendant les Slammy Awards 2009.

"It was kind of like the 300 at the battle of Thermopylae, but with better abs".
John Morrison à propos de la fin de son match à Survivor Series, quand il s'est retrouvé à 1 contre 3.

"Hi, I'm John Morrison, and one time I drove my Lexus 700 miles on a tank full of my own urine."
John Morrison

"I always said if I could put my brain in Andrew’s body he’d be a 20-time world champ."
Edge à propos de Andrew "Test" Martin