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Trophée CDC 2017, épisode 1

Le jeu, c'est tout ce qu'on fait sans y être obligé.

Mark Twain

 

Qui succédera à Priceless (vainqueur 2009), Arnal78 et Dédedge (2010), Wolfpack (2011), fischer (2012), alexis5215, darkvador38 et Pegajsus (2013), Bug Informatique (2014), She Mamuse (2015) et Feud me more (2016)? Qui remportera le concours de pronos des CDC? Probablement l’un de ceux qui ont cartonné ce dimanche, quand pas moins de neuf points étaient en jeu.

 

 

La seule autre fois de l’année où vous pourrez gagner autant de points en une seule session, ça sera à Mania, donc on espère que vous êtes conscients de la solennité du moment.

 

 

Résultats des pronostics sur le Royal Rumble

 

 

Neuf points? Comment cela? Il n’y avait que huit machs, vous récrierez-vous! Ben figurez-vous que pour ce qui est du Rumble Match, il est si prestigieux et important qu’on attribue deux points à ceux qui en trouvent la juste issue, eh ouais. Et ils n’ont pas été nombreux à accomplir cet exploit, Randy Orton ne recueillant que 8,85 % des suffrages — ce qui lui suffit à être le troisième homme le plus désigné, puisque la répartition des voix a été particulièrement diffuse : le Taker culmine à 23,01%, suivi de Finn Balor (13,27%), d’Orton donc, puis de Sami Zayn (7,96%), de Samoa Joe (7,08%) et de Seth Rollins et Chris Jericho (6,19 chacun%). Ouais, trois d’entre eux n’ont pas pris part au match, bien joué les risqueurs! Pour la petite histoire, les autres concurrents à obtenir des votes ont été AJ Styles, Bray Wyatt, Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, Kevin Owens et The Miz, sans oublier l’option « Nul ou autre ».

 

Mais pour réussir le perfect, il ne suffisait pas de prévoir la victoire de Randy Orton : trois autres combats se sont révélés pour le moins surprenants. D’abord, la victoire d’Anderson et Gallows sur Cesaro et Sheamus (17,7%); puis celle de Cena sur Styles (29,2%); et enfin celle des trois faces Lynch, Naomi et Nikki sur les heels Bloss, James et Natalya (41,59%). Les trois génies qui ont su échapper à tous ces écueils n’ont pas trop tremblé sur les autres matchs : 66,37% de bonnes réponses sur Jax-Banks, 67,26% sur Owens-Reigns, 84,07% sur Neville-Swann et 87,61% sur Charlotte-Bayley.

 

 

Eh merde. J’avais misé sur Wyatt, moi.

 

 

 

Classement du PPV et donc classement général

 

1ers : 9 points

Chargers, Krall, Ted et Bill assis

 

 

Pour l’éternité.

 

 

4èmes : 8 points

FalkoTonio, Feud me more, Joelson, Pegajsus

 

 

Tous deux anciens vainqueurs du concours, Feud me more et Pegajsus ne sont pas passés loin de remettre tout le monde d’accord dès le départ.

 

 

8ème : 7 points

TheTibo

 

 

Le seul et l’unique.

 

 

9èmes : 6 points

Chauff, Coolskin, El Guzo, Goatface, kevin, Leno, Linky439, Saddam Usain Bolt, Seifer, TripleKflow, VinZ

 

 

Voilà qui suffit amplement au bonheur de Coolskin et Leno.

 

 

20èmes : 5 points

alexis5215, Axl, darkvador38, FlamingoFlash, Gwen, ikul, jericho_chain, Kovax, krix, Norbert de la Rivière, Soma, Teplitz, The Butchers, TjsEnKaval, tololhardy, Wrestlemaniac, Yerem

 

 

En regardant la masse de concurrents agglutinés en bas du classement, Jericho_chain se dit que 5 points, c’est pas mal finalement.

 

 

37èmes : 4 points

abincrotalor, anonymelb, antonihuy, Bastoune, bdc gasoil, Black Bolt, bobo, Casou, Corwin, Cousin, Damiou, Darkyz, Didi, Efeimh, Faust, Fishiguchi, Hadez, jojolapinou, jpmilou, Jyskal, Khogan, lecharentais, LordKadarsha, Mister Ouviton, myker059, NagNag, Nonodramas, Oum, RainMakeR, Rapha-Hell, ReedO, Ringseid, Scykhe, Skylaren, Vincios, WhyToJay

 

 

- C’est génial, Jyskal, t’as fait quatre points, bravo, n’abandonne jamais!

- D’accord John! Promis John! T’es trop cool John!

 

 

73èmes : 3 points

Akabane, AlexMinot, arkadir, badkarma76, bidoune, Bourock, Cactus, coy, Dexter I-T, DjRidoo, DosCaras51, Ezekiel 25 verset 10, Fwine, genmabourne, guena76, iloufilm_du_catch, Marc Raquheel, Myjasu, Oli, Papy, Showtime, stephyx, Tediz, thephenomenal, Wrestle76

 

 

Thephenomenal s’est planté!

 

 

98èmes : 2 points

Dr Hiatus, fabien, Goldusty Rhodes, gulaf, harry81, Mammouth, Pipebomb64, rimrim7, seb nukem, Sydal, ThaCreep, UNIC, y2n

 

 

Mammouth et ThaCreep ont peut-être légèrement manqué de finesse pour une session aussi complexe.

 

 

111èmes : 1 point

Akashrine, Frenchy21, Shaguar

 

 

Vite, une photo du cul de Natalya pour penser à autre chose qu’à votre perf.

 

 

Merci à tous, bravo aux trois vainqueurs et à très vite pour la suite! En cas de contestation...

 

 

Suck it!

 

Bravo

Voter Orton et défaite de Sheasaro, bravo fallait le faire.
Un peu surpris qu'autant de gens aient imaginé que Cena revenait pour à nouveau perdre contre Styles O_o

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je commence mal l'année : enfoire de rollins et cena :(

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Quotes of the Cahiers

"I'm gonna leave him in a pile of blood, and urine and vomit."
Brock Lesnar à propos de John Cena

"At 9 am Eastern time tomorrow, the WWE Network goes live. But the problem is you’re all gonna be so overwhelmed by the incredible content available, you won’t be able to turn it off. Adults will lose their jobs and kids will be expelled from schools for lack of attendance. In fact, you’re gonna be so mesmerized by the incredible content of the WWE Network that you won’t even have time to remove the garbage from your houses. Your places are gonna start to stink, rats will move in, and they’re gonna look like bigger pigsties than they already do. Ultimately, the government is gonna come along and condemn your homes and you will all be left homeless defending yourself on the street. Thank you very much."
Bad News Barrett

"He’s twisting him so much his twin brother is getting dizzy !"
JBL commentant un Giant Swing d'Antonio Cesaro sur l'un des frères Uso.

"I think I'm a little too old for you Jerry. I'm 26, I know you like them younger."
AJ Lee, à Raw, s'adressant à Jerry Lawler

"It looks like James Storm has had more partners than Taylor Swift lately, he should probably get tested"
Bad Influence

"Having watched that… I regret the doctors in Canada saving my life.”
Jerry Lawler, après le segment où Mae Young a accouché d'Hornswoggle.

"What's running through John Cena's mind? I don't give a crap what's running through his mind. What's more important is what's running down his leg."
Brock Lesnar

"Yes. Stop sending dumb tweets like this one. RT: @Kid_Antrim Any advice for me?"
Paul Heyman, sur Twitter

"With Kofi Kingston as the Intercontinental Champion, the bar has been lowered. And when the bar’s been lowered, mediocrity becomes acceptable. And when mediocrity becomes acceptable, society crumbles. And when society crumbles, civilization will end as we know it.”
Le Miz, Hell in a Cell

"Can you figure that? She's not able to get a date! I mean, even Natalya is able to get a date!"
Eve à propos de Layla

"I understand that you barbaric buffoons could easily eviscerate me and dispose of me like common trash. However, if you do so, I will not be a victim. I will be a martyr. A martyr for anyone who appreciates a sophisticated mind."
Damien Sandow, à DX.

"Apparently, giants can win the Super Bowl, but not matches at WrestleMania. You’re like ‘The Reverse Undertaker’. Who are you going to lose to this year? The boxer or the sumo wrestler?”"
Cody Rhodes au Big Show

"The Kliq is back, which is kind of ironic because "click" is the noise the audience's remote control makes every time Kevin Nash pops up on their TV screen."
CM Punk

"It's a conspiracy! C... O... N.... Spiracy!"
R-Truth

"I understand that... that Vince McMahon's gonna make money despite himself... he's a millionaire who should be a billionaire... you know why he's not a billionaire? It's because he surrounds himself with glad-handing nonsensical yes-men like John Laurinaitis, who's gonna tell him everything he wants to hear... and I'd like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon is dead, but the fact is it's gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family."
CM Punk

"These people are not Jimmies. They are the greatest fans in the world!"
John Cena, à R-Truth qui venait de qualifier le public de Raw de "Little Jimmies".

"Can you imagine if Sheamus wins this thing? I mean, the international ramifications, I mean the buyrate, I’m talking about the demographic change and everything? If Sheamus wins this match, it will be huge, not only for him but for the Smackdown brand."
Booker T., pendant un Title Match opposant le champion poids lourds Randy Orton à Sheamus.

"When I’m done with him, he’s gonna have barbecue sauce fueling out from his belly button like a geyser."
Michael Cole à propos de Jim Ross

"The WWE has gone from the powerful "Austin 3:16" to the dominant and iconic "can you smell what the Rock is cookin?"... all the way to "You can't see me"? You can't see me, what are you, playing peek-a-boo? Believe me, we all can see you. A blindfolded, sleeping, stuck in the basement Stevie Wonder can see your monkey ass. How in the hell do you think we can miss you come out here with your bright ass purple shirt, before that bright green shirt, bright orange shirt like a big fat bowl of Fruity Pebbles?"
The Rock à John Cena

"Jerry Lawler has forgotten more about wrestling than the Miz has ever known."
CM Punk

"If anyone says you can't do something, if anyone says you can't live your dream... Believe them, because you can't."
The Miz

"William Regal did the real work with this young man. Shawn Michaels took $3000 from him, that's all he ever did."
CM Punk à propos de la formation de Daniel Bryan

"I would RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title. And then I'd RKO YOUR grandmother just to see the look on her face."
Randy Orton, à Sheamus

Virgil: - Ted, what are you going to do for protection?
Ted DiBiase, jetant un coup d'oeil à Maryse: - Go to the drugstore.

"Her teeth are going to be like the Ten Commendments after this match: all broken."
Alicia Fox, à propos d'Eve Torres

"Layla is not married. She deserves a good husband. I should marry her before she meets him."
Jerry Lawler

"If I suck, why would a Perry deli – the top Perry deli – name their top-selling sandwich after me? It's called the Swaggie. It smells like freedom."
Jack Swagger

"I realize how much of a starmaking performance I had in McGruber. The reviews have been off the charts. As a matter of fact, they are speaking of a possible early Oscar nomination."
Chris Jericho

"I'm sure your mom's uterus is awesome."
Vicki StElmo à Vladimir Kozlov

"If we were in your era, I'd put a Sharpshooter on you faster than you can put a pair of cheap sunglasses on an ugly kid."
The Miz, à Bret Hart.

"When I look at you I don't see fans. I don't even see people. I see money, money, money, money. Dollar signs, dollar signs, dollar signs, dollar signs. With some of you, a lot of dollar signs because I see a lot of fat people in the audience and I know you paid for two seats. Thank you very much!"
Batista à Raw.

"We are real women with the body that God created us with."
Mickie James, la femme aux implants mammaires en silicone qui explosent dans le ring.

Don Johnson: "This is a mistake!"
The Miz: "Mistake? No. Pink shirts and white suits, that is a mistake."

"One nation under Punk, undivisible, with integrity and sobriety for all!"
CM Punk

Michael Cole: "Our guest at ringside, Marisse. Welcome."
Maryse: "Oh my god, Michael Cole, you vintage nerd. You can't even say my name right. I should punish you and just give you my French kiss."

"If I see you in my match tonight, I'm gonna tear your intestins out and jump rope with it. And that's not all. I'm gonna take my two fingers, I'm gonna dig up your nosedrills and I'll rip your brain out. And I'm gonna put it in a newspaper and I'm gonna smash it against a window."
Mike Tyson à Hornswoggle

Ted DiBiase: "My movie, the Marine II, is superior to the original Marine."
Cody Rhodes: "Ted, my fifth grade graduation video is superior to the original Marine."

"I'm on Raw, you're on Smackdown... Long distance relationships don't work, Chris."
Big Show

Jerry Lawler, après une promo de Maryse où elle a qualifié Melina de "petite poupée": "Did she just say poupée? Do you know what that means in French?"
Michael Cole: "What?"
Jerry Lawler: "I... I can't say it!"

"I respect her. There are a lot of things that she does that I couldn't do, being the size that she is."
Michelle McCool à propos de Mickie James.

"We have MVP on the stage, and PMS in the ring."
Goldust, à propos des divas assemblées dans le ring pendant les Slammy Awards 2009.

"It was kind of like the 300 at the battle of Thermopylae, but with better abs".
John Morrison à propos de la fin de son match à Survivor Series, quand il s'est retrouvé à 1 contre 3.

"Hi, I'm John Morrison, and one time I drove my Lexus 700 miles on a tank full of my own urine."
John Morrison

"I always said if I could put my brain in Andrew’s body he’d be a 20-time world champ."
Edge à propos de Andrew "Test" Martin